boobiusmaximus (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} boobiusmaximus) wrote,@ 2009-04-13 15:30:00 |
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A quick light post...
What do you call your boobs? This London Times article ponders the age-old question:
Why I called my boobs Simon & Garfunkel
Personally, I call mine Kirk and Spock: so close, yet always separate. Plus, they tend to create a lot of spatial distortions.
Nah, I'm just kidding. But maybe I will start callin' em that. Spock will be the left one, cause the right one's got a bit more junk in the trunk. And in situations where I don't want to look *too* dorky, I can go incognito by just calling them "Captain" and "First Officer."
Next post: The much-awaited Bravissimo clothing sizing post, plus some other stuff!
What do you call your boobs? This London Times article ponders the age-old question:
Why I called my boobs Simon & Garfunkel
Personally, I call mine Kirk and Spock: so close, yet always separate. Plus, they tend to create a lot of spatial distortions.
Nah, I'm just kidding. But maybe I will start callin' em that. Spock will be the left one, cause the right one's got a bit more junk in the trunk. And in situations where I don't want to look *too* dorky, I can go incognito by just calling them "Captain" and "First Officer."
Next post: The much-awaited Bravissimo clothing sizing post, plus some other stuff!
